better than that kingdom of vegetarians

After parting ways with my friend, Rob and I went back to South Street (which is kinda like the Village in NYC, with the artsy people and the small interesting stores). Many of the stores were closing up, but one of the places still open was a condom store. =) Condom Kingdom was full of whimsical toys like a Spencer’s Gifts, but also had devices for adult pleasure. In the back of the store was the video section and more toys that can make a horse say, “aw damn!” Of course, I had to go browsing in the wacky porn titles cause nothing is more creative than the naming of porn movies. =P While in that section, some lady brought her 8 year old daughter in there! WTF? Never mind that she shouldn’t have brought her kid into a store filled with vibrators and fake penises, but I can’t believe she took the girl into the 18 and over section of the store. Some people just shouldn’t be parents.