Divine Enlightenment

According to Pat Robertson, God has enlightened him with some rather dicey visions of 2007.

VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. Jan 3, 2007 (AP)—
In what has become an annual tradition of prognostications, religious
broadcaster Pat Robertson said Tuesday God has told him that a
terrorist attack on the United States would result in "mass killing"
late in 2007.

"I'm not necessarily saying it's going to be
nuclear," he said during his news-and-talk television show "The 700
Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network. "The Lord didn't say
nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that."

Robertson
said God told him during a recent prayer retreat that major cities and
possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which
should take place sometime after September.

Robertson said God
also told him that the U.S. only feigns friendship with Israel and that
U.S. policies are pushing Israel toward "national suicide."

No word yet on next years Superbowl winner. I remain hopeful.