Does Suri Cruise really exist?

by lmurch | July 14, 2006 at 03:55 pm | 2482 views | 2 comments
If you're a celebrity, you can't avoid the paparazzi. How then have Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes managed to keep their precious bundle Suri Cruise unphotographed? Typically, celeb parents are photographed taking their baby for a walk but protect them by covering the stroller, carseat or the baby itself with a blanket. Yet from the lack of photo evidence, it does not appear that Suri has ever seen the light of day. Even if she has been outside on Tom's property, you'd think aerial photographers would have captured a fuzzy image at least.

Add a comment Comments (2)

petunia

I read in a baby names book that "Suri" means "pointy nose". Maybe
this entire TomKat baby concept is all a giant encoded game geared to
saying "mind your own business".

 

petunia

The other possibility of course is that the couple owns so much real
estate that they can spend eleven thousand future lives never again
setting foot in the public realm.

Add a comment

The content of this field is kept private and will not be shown publicly.

July 14, 2006 at 03:55 pm by lmurch, 2482 views, 2 comments

Crowd Power

These members have powered this story:
 

closeSign in to NowPublic

is reporting from