Posh Spice Dumps the Girls

by Nicole Billard | December 11, 2007 at 05:04 pm | 637 views | 5 comments

Posh Beckham does not drive a minivan to soccer camp

Citing possible wardrobe malfunctions and the escapist nature of her faux-featurettes, Posh Spice (aka Becks Babe, aka Victoria Beckham) has removed her breast implants.

After years of surgery denial, she had revealed the truth about three years ago and is now ready to divest the assets.

Posh herself has stated on several occasions that she is not a solo artist, a dancer or a musician, but struggles to perfect her craft and is thankful for the opportunities The Spice Girls have given her. Sources now wonder what she will, in fact, offer the group in the way of an individual talent. :o)

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Kaitlin

at 17:46 on December 11th, 2007

good stuff:

Nicole Billard, very funny stuff. You should be celeblogging. :)

She should have a bit of her own by now, shouldn't she? She's had three kids!

jordan

at 07:52 on December 12th, 2007

I like how the sentence is structured as if Ms. Beckam removed the implants herself, as if they were snap-on accessories. I just spewed coffee onto my keyboard. Thanks a lot. But seriously, if the Spice Girls pick up a new demi-generation of fans with their new tour, it'd be good to see them looking more real and less fake.