Someone Hit an Iceberg in the Antarctic?

I thought there were no icebergs left? How could they have hit… ice? This is insane.

Obviously the Bush Administration worked overtime on “Thanks”giving
Day (more like a day of mourning for me) to combine all the ice in the
West Wing to create this iceberg. What, you don’t believe me?

Every Thanksgiving the president does something big like going to
Iraq to lift the spirits of the soldiers fighting an ILLEGAL war
against peaceful people. Since those clandestine visits to the scene of
the crime don’t correspond enough with a bump in his approval ratings
he decided to do something different this Thanksgiving. He and the rest
of his staff (not Cheney, the DEVIL would melt the ice) got buckets and buckets of ice and put them together in ten big dump trucks.

Then they took the dump trucks down to Annapolis and filled up the
CIA’s Top Secret Ice Machine 100, a nuclear sub retrofitted to haul ice
to the Arctic and Antarctica. This sub made record time down to
Antarctica’s waters and got into position to sink this ship.

When the ship got in range, in almost perfectly clear waters as you
can see by the picture above, it opened up its backside and let the
large iceberg go. It was shot right at the boat like a dart and poked a
hole in the cruiseliner.

There it is, you heard it here first. The CIA, with some help from our Commander Liar in Chief, obviously sunk this boat. Do you need any more proof?

Fine, here’s the last bit of proof you need. It is a Canadian owned
boat flying the Liberian flag. This racist regime that has hijacked the
White House can’t stand it that the Canadians would allow some
dark-skinned people from Africa fly their flag over what “should” be a
white man’s boat. Bush and his cronies need to be impeached IMMEDIATELY!

They obviously did this little stunt to show the world that global warming
climate change is a “myth.” I don’t look at the neocon blogs but I’m
sure they’re abuzz right now saying that this is a sign sent from “God”
himself that “global warming” isn’t happening. The little neocon rats,
still groggy from yesterday’s rape of the animal world in celebration
of their racist raping of the Native Americans, are furiously typing
with their chubby fingers telling their mind numbed morons that “global
warming” isn’t a threat.

But you know the truth. Bush and his neo-SS deliberately sunk this
boat with an “iceberg” to “prove” to the mindless masses that there is
nothing to fear from climate change. Their message is to go on and shop
like there is no tomorrow, belch millions of tons of CO2 into the
atmosphere to go to your materialistic malls, and cut another 1,000
years off the world’s life. They make me SICK!

Now you know the truth, go out and spread it.

This bit of satire brought to you by a still-groggy “neocon” with his chubby fingers. BigT