Paris's (not so) Simple Life

I don’t know why I am wasting my time writing about <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Hollywood’s whore, Paris Hilton.  I don’t know why the media is wasting their time filming, paparazzi snapping pictures right and left, helicopters swarming above watching her scream and cry in the backseat of the police car while yelling, “It’s not fair!  Mom!!!”

She got out of jail for what is being reported as “psychological problems”.  What is she doing?  Holding her breath and threatening to commit suicide until she gets her way?  Did she go on a hunger strike (as if she needs one)?  She is a 26-year old bratty CHILD who threw a very public temper tantrum because she didn’t get her way.

Guess what?  She has a friend that she can relate to.  Her close buddy, Girls Gone Wild sicko-producer-exploiter, Joe Francis is in jail as well for tax evasion charges.  In fact, he used the “psychological” and suicidal excuse, too.

Didn’t get either of them very far, did it?

…"Girls Gone Wild" boss Joe Francis has been having such a rough time in a Florida jail that he recently told a psychiatrist that suicide was a possibility if his imprisonment was prolonged.  …He also told Dr. Ronald Markman that he was being housed with "all murderers" in his section and said, "I started freaking out and screaming, I couldn't breathe…I don't think I can handle this on a long-term thing--I'm not a criminal." (Source)

Yeah…neither of you are criminals.

Paris, go ahead and keep using the suicide or “mental breakdown” excuse.  In fact, why not just act on those words and save us all the misery of listening to the endless “news” of your ridiculous “simple life”.